"Sorry Sir, I don't know how we got connected, but I deal with television repairs."
"Sir, there's a hamster in there."
"When you are born, you cry and those around you rejoice. So live your life in such a manner so that when you die those around you cry and you rejoice."
"Everybody feng shui tonight"
Friday
"I got tired waiting for the turn, so I made my own turn. You have heard of a u-turn? This was a me-turn."
Thursday
"So how do you know worms taste yucky if you never ate one? Maybe they taste like chocolate."
Wednesday
"The guy broke the switch off his lamp. He never turns it off. Dipwad!"
